A Crappy Rhyme

Hi, My name is Dan and I used to be married to a girl named Ann. She had a friend that went by the name of Jan, she was so poor that she had to shit in a can that was in the back of her van. She was married to Stan and he was a man with a pretty good tan. One day they ran away from a department store with a fan. But none of this matters when you’re sitting on a frying pan and the only LAN network you can find is something by the name of ‘Ban the Government.’

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